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Where did the last week and a half go? No one knows! My job actually provides me with even fewer strange anecdotes, at least at this point.
However, Yolobus is quite the opposite. Yolobus is kind of like if Unitrans moved to the sketchy part of town and became abusive. Take this fun story, for example. We’re about to leave the charming metropolis that is Woodland when the bus pulls over just before the highway onramp. I know for a fact that this isn’t a stop, so I think “oh fuck, what’s wrong?” Nothing! Turns out the driver just really really wanted a Coke from 7-11. I’ve got an idea for him: How about, next time, you don’t waste 5 minutes of everyone’s time, and buy your Coke before you get to work! Revolutionary, right?
Also, in an entirely unrelated note, I had two Wikis last night and no hangover this morning! Yay.